"Daisy? Lilly? Iris? Rose?" "No. What's with the obsession with flowers?" "Meg? Polly?" "For a pet maybe." "Coco? Olive? Saffron? Peach?" "We’re not going to eat her" "Florence? Paris? India?" "As a holiday destinations maybe" " Mabel? Betty?" "Too old fashioned". "Zara? Xena?" "Too modern". "Suri?" "No." "Eve? Grace?" " Too religious." "Pearl?" "Seriously?" "Julie? Sarah? Angela?" "Sorry, did I miss the moment when we were transported back to the 1970’s?" "Milly?" "With the surname Millington?" "You come up with a suggestion then!" "Ruby?" "Ruby" "Ruby Millington" "Ruby Millington" ...
Playing Wii sports recently... The Husband - "We'll make a great doubles tennis team" Me - with right eyebrow raised questioningly - "You reckon?" The Husband -"Too right. With your aggression and my control, what could go wrong?" Hmmm.... The Eight Year Old looked on, a mild smirk upon his face.
You may have noticed that posting on this blog is a liitle thinner on the ground of late than it has been in previous times. Life is picking up speed and feeling busier right now, mainly in a good way. That, and the fact that the sun is shining which always reduces tthe desire to sit indoors tapping away on the lap top - and sitting outdoors tapping away on the laptop whilst being blinded by the glare is really no fun by anyones standards. I am in my final two weeks of maternity leave before I head back to work. I still have mixed feelings about this butI am mostly reconcilled to the idea now. I went in to work last week for a couple of hours, and am aimung to do the same this week. By doing so, I've realised there are personal benefits beyond those of earning cash and being able to pay our bills over the coming months. By going to work I get to wear clothes that are less than baby friendly. I can wear ...
Latest government alcohol awareness campaign
ReplyDelete"One too many can turn you into this! "
I've had hangovers before that have left me looking and feeling a little like this...
Delete"This is what your liver feels like after one too many!!"
ReplyDeleteToo true!
DeleteWhen pest-control arrived this was *not* what they were expecting!
ReplyDeleteI like it!
DeleteRight, so a Blue Lagoon and a bottle of Rioja makes me purple... time to start on the absinthe and see what happens :-)
ReplyDeleteIt sounds as if you have tried this before ;)
DeleteI'm soooooooooooo druuunk riight now" hic.
ReplyDeleteYou are supposed to drink the alcohol, not put the fish in it!
ReplyDeleteToooo
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wine
*passes out*